Darn DIET!

This is how I feel lately.

I have a giant boy living  here who can sit down in front of a bird like this and have most of it gone in 30minutes.

I also have a man excellent at batting cleanup.

I’m the cat in the picture, always on a diet, always scowling sourly away at what others are feasting on.

Maybe I’ll just stab it with one bacteria -laden claw and hope they both fall sick.