I was sick for two weeks before it occurred to me to seek
The coughing was unbelievable. It got so I didn’t have a friend in the whole six-state area.
Plus, it hurt.
The day I coughed my lungs up I finally knew I needed to be seen.
I went in to Urgent Care and the first thing they did was slap this mask on me.
I look like some sad sort of ‘Adopt Me!’ Dog don’t I though? And the mask doesn’t go at all with my whimsical ivory boa.
I thought this was bad.
Until …to take a chest X-ray they gave me a different mask and made me wear this:
A johnny! (And it wasn’t even this year’s model)!